There should be one for bands/music…

suicidewatch:

tweexcore:

Laughing so much. SO good.

Jeffrey Eugenides

Girls who didn’t get enough drama when they were younger.

Chuck Klosterman

Boys who don’t read.

Chuck Palahniuk

Boys who can’t read.

Jane Austen (or Bronte Sisters)

Girls who made out with other girls in college when they were going through a “phase”.

Charles Dickens

Ninth graders who think they’re going to be authors someday but end up in marketing.

Mark Twain

Liars.

Harper Lee

People that have read only one book in their life and it was To Kill A Mockingbird (and it was their assigned reading in the ninth grade).

Nick Hornby

Guys who wear skinny jeans and the girls that love them.

Hunter S Thompson

That kid in your philosophy class with the stupid tattoo.

Toni Morrison

Female high-school English professors that only have an undergraduate degree.

Herman Hesse

People that own one straw chair in their house.

Michael Pollan

The girl that just turned vegan to cover up her eating disorder.

Virginia Woolf

Female high-school French teachers that have their master’s degree.

READ THE WHOLE LIST. Oh my god.